Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Dear Coca-Cola

Dear Coca-Cola and WWF,

Would you be offended in a third-party aired an international advertisement with a glaring factual error about Coca-Cola? 

Well, the polar bears are offended, too.

Being "born without a sense of sight" (ie-blind) is not the same as being born with your eyes closed. FACT. 

All these years, I've believed that drinking Coke is key to being happy, successful, athletic, sexy, smart and refreshed. Have you been lying this entire time?

Thinking of you,