Saturday, January 7, 2012

Dear Lauren



Dear Lauren,

I don't own a freshly birthed baby (no, really, I don't) but I suspect that sometimes it can get a bit tiring. So I've decided to add that "wow" factor to your day by mailing this very sexy and amazing nasal aspirator. (Oooh! Aaah!) I'm concerned about little Noah's potential inability to breathe and I love thinking/talking/writing about baby mucous. It's my favourite kind of mucous, in fact. (Although I'm really more of a blood and pus kind of gal.) Seriously though, I can't wait to meet Noah and awkwardly try to engage him in political discussion. (Babies like that, right?) Let me know when you're game for a visit.

XOXO

Thinking of you,

Jess