Monday, September 26, 2011

Dear Christian Hand



Dear Christian,

Thank you for your excellent wine pouring skills. Your sense of humour, tact and ability to [over]pour was much appreciated and the highlight of a horrible tour that started with the bus failing to pick us up. I'm certain you know lots about grapes too, which is surely a lifesaving skill when faced with irate women.

Thinking of you,

Jess

P.S. We got a refund!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Dear Kraft Canada



Dear good people at Kraft Foods Canada,

I think you need to create a revised marketing campaigned devoted solely to pistachio flavoured Jell-o pudding. I cannot find it anywhere and my boyfriend says he's never had it before. PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE DENIED PISTACHIO PUDDING! Please consider donating marketing dollars to this worthwhile cause.

Thinking of you,

Jessica